1 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:10,378 Previously on "The Ms. Pat Show"... 2 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:11,724 I'm gonna go see my Dad, Lloyd. 3 00:00:11,827 --> 00:00:13,274 Found out that I'm a match, so I'ma give him a kidney. 4 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:14,344 Come on, Brandon. Wait up. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,757 I can't believe he's trying to sneak out. 6 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:17,688 Y'all been trying to stop me all day. 7 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:19,379 I'm going to save my father's life, 8 00:00:19,482 --> 00:00:20,895 so just drop it. That's it! 9 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,516 Brandon... 10 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:24,827 Lloyd is dead. 11 00:00:25,965 --> 00:00:27,034 Wow. 12 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,172 That's all you gonna say, Ashley? 13 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:29,585 That's all you gonna fucking say? 14 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,033 I never once told you how to feel about Lloyd. 15 00:00:31,034 --> 00:00:32,033 I could've saved him, 16 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,274 but you wouldn't get out my way. 17 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,033 You ain't even give a shit about how I felt. 18 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,723 You're so fucking selfish. I hate you! 19 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:38,689 - Be fucking for real, Brandon! - No, you be fucking for real! 20 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,172 You fucked up, you know that? 21 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:41,274 Fuck you. - Fuck this. 22 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,343 - No. No, Ashley-- - Ashley! 23 00:00:42,344 --> 00:00:43,481 Ashley, don't! Now, come on, now. 24 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:44,862 - Nah, Pop, let her go! - Ashley! 25 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:46,378 - Let her go! - Shut the fuck up! 26 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,792 You shut the fuck up and get up outta here, Ash! 27 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,378 You get the fuck up outta here, Ash! 28 00:00:49,379 --> 00:00:51,619 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! 29 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,724 Brandon, please, son, come on now! 30 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:55,689 I could've give him a chance, Mom! 31 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,136 - Brandon! - Get off me! 32 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:59,655 No, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out! 33 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:13,067 Did you know that the word "family" in French 34 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:15,965 means "people I don't fuck with?" 35 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:18,412 Yeah, and in Italy, the word "love" 36 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:21,447 mean "kiss my Black ass." 37 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,655 'Cause sometimes, baby, when shit goes down 38 00:01:23,758 --> 00:01:26,619 like it's about to go down tonight in this episode, 39 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:30,205 I can't help but to really love my damn family. 40 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:33,205 And for all you English speakers out there, that means 41 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:36,103 these people I don't fuck with can kiss my Black ass! 42 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:38,102 Let's start the show. 43 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,723 Oh, that was a great show, babe. 44 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:46,240 But, uh, I don't need to go to Cleveland again. 45 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:47,274 Ever. 46 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,274 I know that right. 47 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,482 I'm more exhausted than 48 00:01:49,586 --> 00:01:52,964 that braid on the back of Stevie Wonder head. 49 00:01:52,965 --> 00:01:55,619 You know the one that been there since 1978? 50 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,964 Well, you better grab a nap 51 00:01:57,965 --> 00:01:58,964 before them kids come down 52 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:00,103 trying to ask you for something. 53 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,688 Uh-oh, too late. 54 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,655 Ooh, Mama, I'm so glad you're back! 55 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:04,655 Oh! 56 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,240 The fuck you want? I'm broke. 57 00:02:07,241 --> 00:02:09,379 I need you to help settle a fight I'm having with Auntie. 58 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:10,723 Uh, ah, ah, ah, ah. Leave her be. 59 00:02:10,724 --> 00:02:12,378 Your mama ain't settling anything but down. 60 00:02:12,379 --> 00:02:13,481 She's tired. 61 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:14,310 Have you watched the news lately? 62 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:15,792 We all tired. 63 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:18,724 Uh-uh. Don't listen to her lying ass. 64 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:22,343 Now, what had happened was-- 65 00:02:22,344 --> 00:02:23,792 She trying to steal my bedroom. 66 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:26,033 How is it stealing when you off to college 67 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:28,895 to be in a whole new bedroom to never catch a dick in? 68 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:30,827 - That's not even true. - I been waiting on that. 69 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,551 Damn, this family is always arguing. 70 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:34,792 - Brandon, what the hell? - Where you been, son? 71 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:36,136 We ain't seen you in two months. 72 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:37,171 Oh, you can't answer the phone 73 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:38,517 for your damn mama no more? 74 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:41,034 Hey, bro, I thought you said nobody would be home. 75 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,861 Well, technically, your home is in the basement 76 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:46,274 and nobody was in there. 77 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:48,309 And why you avoiding your family, Brandon? 78 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:51,205 You don't like me no more? I ain't do shit to you. 79 00:02:51,206 --> 00:02:52,654 Look, I just came to get the rest of my stuff, all right? 80 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,343 I'm moving in with my woman. 81 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:56,206 Oh, you got a woman now? 82 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,689 Is she inflatable? 83 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,793 Now, do not play Brandon like that. 84 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:05,758 You know it's at least gonna be a bitch he could plug in. 85 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:06,792 See, that's what I'm talking about. 86 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:08,067 I'm just a joke to this family. 87 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:09,757 Come on, Brandon. Where the fuck you going? 88 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:12,447 I'm not talking to people who don't listen to me, Ma. 89 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,931 Oh, shit. 90 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:16,241 Now that's some bad fuckin' timing. 91 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:17,688 What the hell, Auntie? 92 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:19,240 You knew I was comin' to get my hair done. 93 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,033 Well, I didn't know he was gonna be here. 94 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,412 Hey, Junebug. Text me when it leaves. 95 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,102 Did you just call me an it? 96 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,447 Text me when this bitch leaves. 97 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:29,103 Boy! 98 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:30,551 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - And I will. 99 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:31,758 You shut the fuck up! 100 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:34,516 Don't you call your sister no bitch! 101 00:03:34,517 --> 00:03:35,964 And you leave him the fuck alone! 102 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,413 You trying to get him to leave? 103 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,757 That's exactly what I want. For his bitch ass to leave. 104 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,068 Fine, fuck it, I'm out! 105 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:43,793 Hey! Stop all of that goddamn cussin' in my house! 106 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,792 There he go runnin' just like his daddy did. 107 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,861 Brandon! Stop running from us like that! 108 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,310 We don't do that shit round here! 109 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,068 Oh, Mama, are you all right? 110 00:03:57,172 --> 00:04:00,447 She don't look like it. 111 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,619 - Mom! - Baby, baby! 112 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,999 Can somebody call 911? Call 911! 113 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,171 ♪ Come on, it's time to go 114 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,965 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 115 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:15,136 Hey, baby. 116 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:17,585 Didn't mean to wake you up. 117 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:19,136 What's going on? 118 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:20,654 Please tell me I didn't have no baby, 119 00:04:20,655 --> 00:04:24,171 'cause my pussy's tapped out. 120 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:25,654 Your kids were fighting again, 121 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:28,757 and you just fainted, baby. You fell right on the floor. 122 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:32,136 Shit. Is the floor okay? 123 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:33,310 Because you know I got these big titties 124 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:35,033 and they'll crack some wood here. 125 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,826 I'm glad you feeling good enough to make jokes. 126 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:40,620 Shit, that was the warm-up. Wait for tonight. 127 00:04:40,724 --> 00:04:42,033 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey now. 128 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:43,654 That doctor wants you in bed for a week. 129 00:04:43,655 --> 00:04:44,861 You ain't going nowhere, baby. 130 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:46,309 Oh, man, Lady Tyra's in town. 131 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,827 She looking for the new Giggle Girl. 132 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:50,861 Uh-uh. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. What's a Giggle Girl, baby? 133 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:54,136 It's a big tour Lady Tyra's doing with all female comics. 134 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,000 And I got to get this spot. 135 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:57,137 Well, baby, if it started already, 136 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,344 what they need you for? 137 00:04:58,448 --> 00:04:59,757 Because the fat one got on Ozempic 138 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,102 and the bitch ain't funny no more, 139 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:02,205 so I'm here to take her place. 140 00:05:02,206 --> 00:05:04,413 Come on, this is big for me. 141 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:08,067 Okay, baby, but Lady Tyra can see you some other night, okay? 142 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:09,757 Man, how often do you think one 143 00:05:09,758 --> 00:05:12,516 of the biggest female comedians come to Plainfield, Indiana? 144 00:05:12,517 --> 00:05:15,516 Man, I could get this. This is a opportunity. 145 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:18,516 You scared your family to death today, Pat. 146 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:19,757 All right? 147 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:21,999 You are not doing no stand-up tonight. Yeah? 148 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,136 Thug bitches fall out all the time, Terry. 149 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:25,930 You act like I had a goddamn heart attack. 150 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:28,412 Oh, is that what we have to look forward to, huh? 151 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:32,412 Is it gonna take a heart attack to make you slow down, baby? 152 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:33,826 Huh? 153 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:35,102 Knock, knock. 154 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,343 Hey, Pat-Pat, how you feeling? 155 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:38,723 Just fine. 156 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:41,205 Can you tell him to let me do Lady Tyra tonight? 157 00:05:41,206 --> 00:05:44,240 Were you trying to fuck Lady Tyra? 158 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:45,723 Hell, no. 159 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,654 She in town looking for the new Giggle Girl. 160 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:49,964 Oh, my God. Here in Plainfield? 161 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:51,689 - Yes. - Oh, my God, no. 162 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:53,550 She can't turn that down, Terry. 163 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:56,034 No, you got to let this dirty bird fly. 164 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,688 Caw-caw, caw. 165 00:05:57,689 --> 00:06:00,550 Who the fuck you calling a dirty bird, Reba McEntire? 166 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:03,171 Look, I'm concerned about Pat's health too. 167 00:06:03,172 --> 00:06:05,274 But if she get on this Giggle Girl train, 168 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:06,826 that's big money, T. 169 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:09,309 Ah, and as her manager, you get 10% of that money, right? 170 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:12,309 Yeah, that's why you want her at that show tonight, Denise. 171 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,550 Man, thug bitches faint all the time. 172 00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:17,309 I'm trying to tell you we faint all the fuckin' time. 173 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,516 All right, what you gonna do if she faint again? 174 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,550 I'm just-- oh, hey, Doc, do me a favor. 175 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,965 Tell this man that thug bitches faint all the time. 176 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:24,378 Thug bitches--what? 177 00:06:24,379 --> 00:06:25,723 No. 178 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:26,965 You're not supposed to be in here. 179 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:29,067 I know. I'm leaving. 180 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:33,102 Mrs. Carson, your labs were concerning, mm-kay? 181 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:34,447 You're heading down a dangerous path 182 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:35,826 if you don't change your ways. 183 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:37,447 Your levels are elevated. 184 00:06:37,448 --> 00:06:39,481 Stress response is way off. 185 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,965 Your body is always in a high-alert state, mm-kay? 186 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:45,758 You need at least a full week of quality rest. 187 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:47,413 No ifs, ands, or buts. 188 00:06:47,517 --> 00:06:48,655 What about dos? 189 00:06:48,758 --> 00:06:51,000 I do what the fuck I want to, mm-kay? 190 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:54,412 Baby. Baby, why you gotta be like that? 191 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,931 Hey, how's she doing? 192 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:58,274 Uh, he's not supposed to be back here. 193 00:06:58,275 --> 00:06:59,689 What--oh. 194 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,412 I'm so glad you're alive, Mom. 195 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:04,862 Oh, I'm so glad to see you, my sweetie. 196 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,068 Yeah, 'cause I need you and Dad 197 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:07,378 to sign something for school. 198 00:07:07,379 --> 00:07:08,826 And you know what? 199 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:10,034 I wouldn't be mad at 10 bucks for the vending machine. 200 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:12,033 You're not to look at, speak to, 201 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,688 or think about your mama for the next seven days. 202 00:07:13,689 --> 00:07:15,240 You understand me? 203 00:07:15,241 --> 00:07:16,688 Well, I could understand a lot better 204 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:18,034 with 10 bucks in my pocket. 205 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,654 I ain't got no 10 bucks for you, boy. 206 00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:20,688 Okay, give me 5. 207 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:21,999 2.50. - I'll give you a dollar. 208 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,033 Hey, Mama. You all right? 209 00:07:24,034 --> 00:07:26,033 No. How many of you Blacks are there? 210 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:28,550 - Blacks? - Blacks? 211 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,102 You're not the Blacks. 212 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:34,103 The Blacks are next door and they're actually white, mm-kay? 213 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:36,930 If you don't get your Ted Lasso-looking ass out of here. 214 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:38,309 They said Mom's awake? 215 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,551 Oh. 216 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:41,068 He not supposed to be back here. 217 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:42,586 all: Neither are you. 218 00:07:42,689 --> 00:07:44,550 None of y'all need to be back here. 219 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,240 Shut the fuck up! 220 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:48,344 I'm gonna fall out again! 221 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:54,413 Can y'all please stop talking? 222 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:58,757 The collection of y'all breaths is making me nauseous. 223 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,931 Look, we're just worried about you, Ma. 224 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:02,447 Hey, please do not speak for me. 225 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,274 Fine. I'm worried about you, Ma. 226 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,758 Oh, so you the only one worried now? 227 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:07,448 I'ma hit you again. 228 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:08,930 Brandon, go get me some Aleve. 229 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:11,000 And a-leave your damn sister alone. 230 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:14,757 How long y'all gonna keep this up? 231 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,758 Y'all running up my blood pressure. 232 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:19,033 You need to practice some self-care. 233 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:20,482 Self-care? Really, Ashley? 234 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:21,793 Everybody ain't got time to sit around 235 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:24,654 and play in they vagina. 236 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:27,102 When's the last time you took a vacation? 237 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,619 What you mean? I just got back from vacation. 238 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,550 You were working the whole time. 239 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,585 And ordering takeout while staying in a two-star hotel 240 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,585 is not a vacation. 241 00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:38,171 Yo, it's kind of crazy seeing you give a shit about a parent. 242 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,033 Boy, if you don't grow the hell up and let this shit go. 243 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:41,205 Ashley, please shut up and get up out my face. 244 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,620 No, I'm not gonna shut up. 245 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:44,343 Hey, I know y'all two ain't messing up your mama peace. 246 00:08:44,344 --> 00:08:46,757 - Tell them, Terry! - Hey, come on now. 247 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,274 I appreciate you here, all right? 248 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:49,550 But y'all need to go on back to your lives. 249 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:51,481 Let your mama rest, yeah? 250 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:53,827 Self-care, okay, Ma? 251 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:55,654 I'ma go home and make you some chicken noodle soup. 252 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:56,792 Yeah, everything's fine now 253 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:58,067 that Saint Ashley all up in the house. 254 00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:59,136 Boy, fuck you. 255 00:08:59,137 --> 00:09:01,481 Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 256 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:04,274 That way, brother. 257 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,516 Oh, come on, baby. 258 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,723 Let's go on upstairs, get you in the bed, huh? 259 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,240 I am gonna take Janelle shopping 260 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:11,964 to get some school supplies, new threads. 261 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,826 Aww, your last daddy-daughter outing 262 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:16,378 before she go off to college. 263 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,792 Your ass gonna cry like Viola Davis, ain't you? 264 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,033 Mm. 265 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:24,274 Chance of snot, 100%. 266 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,068 Janelle, let's go! 267 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,136 You ain't Janelle. 268 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,826 Man, Janelle can never look this good. 269 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,378 Listen. 270 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:37,344 I need you to keep an eye on your mom, okay? 271 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:39,344 Now she tryin' to go out to that comedy show tonight, 272 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,896 but it's too dangerous. 273 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,550 I need you to make sure that she stay up in the bed, yeah? 274 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:44,481 - Sure. - All right. 275 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:45,999 I could do that. 276 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000 But it does raise the question. 277 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,379 What you gonna do for me? 278 00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:54,205 Nothing. It's a favor. 279 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:56,688 Does your generation not know about favors? 280 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:59,171 Oh, no. We know all about those. 281 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:00,826 - Ah. - Just too much work. 282 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,343 There she is, finally. 283 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:04,481 You know you're gonna miss waiting on me. 284 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:05,861 Where are you two going? 285 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:08,172 Dad's taking me to get clothes and stuff for college. 286 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,654 Oh, clothes? 287 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:12,861 And stuff? 288 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,171 In this economy? 289 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:18,033 Can you choke on that apple? 290 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,723 Given Janelle's expensive taste, 291 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:23,067 I'm sure that wallet is gonna get a workout today. 292 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:25,137 Huh, Terry? 293 00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:28,412 Where you going with this? 294 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,205 Just let go and follow. 295 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:33,861 Now, as I said before, I'm happy to look over Mom. 296 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:36,034 But see, whatever you spend on the girl today, 297 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,516 you're gonna need to match the total with old Junebug. 298 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:39,999 Wait, what? 299 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,550 Yeah. 300 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:42,757 As long as my needs can be accommodated, 301 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,447 then I will watch over your wife 302 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,827 as if she was my own mother. 303 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,688 What the hell? 304 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,655 I just was making sure you were asleep. 305 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:01,067 I was. 306 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,654 A matter of fact, I was in Hawaii on the beach 307 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:06,448 butt-ass naked, gettin' freaky with Lee Daniels. 308 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,999 And where was Dad in all of this? 309 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,034 On the other side of the bed fuckin' Precious. 310 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:25,619 Control, alt, delete. 311 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,378 But, uh, I just came up here to check on you, Ma. 312 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:29,861 You know I worry about you. 313 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:30,930 Thank you, baby. 314 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,136 All right. 315 00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:34,241 Wait a damn minute. 316 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,309 Why you acting concerned? 317 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,240 I can't care about my mother? 318 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:42,103 Not without financial compensation. 319 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:44,240 Your daddy paying you? 320 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,758 Whatever would make you believe that? 321 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:48,895 Boy, I can read your ass like a book. 322 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,620 And when's the last time you read a book? 323 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:52,964 When the last time you had your ass beat with a book? 324 00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:55,240 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 325 00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:57,102 Oh! Hey! Help me! 326 00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:59,068 - Let it go. - Help me! 327 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,895 Ma! 328 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,309 Please let me do this one show. 329 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,517 It's down the block. 330 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,792 I'll be back before Terry and Janelle get here. 331 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,448 I'd love to help you out. 332 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,655 Really, I would. 333 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,344 But see... 334 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,793 The thing is... 335 00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:26,861 Your husband's already funding this little operation. 336 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,654 I knew it, boy. Stop playing with me. 337 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:31,688 Hey, then don't play with me, woman. 338 00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:33,136 How much you want me to pay? 339 00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:36,447 Whatever Dad winds up spending on Janelle today, 340 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:38,826 times two. 341 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:41,172 Now, look, you're gonna get over here and pretend to be me. 342 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:43,482 Wait, so all you want me to do is get in bed 343 00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:45,137 and you'll pay double Dad? 344 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,343 You in or out, numb nut? 345 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,379 Oh, shoot. 346 00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,309 Yeah. 347 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,827 Here, use this pillow for your titties. 348 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,344 Okay. 349 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:58,447 Well, we're gonna need about three or four more of them. 350 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,274 - Fuck you. - All right. 351 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:02,343 Well, could you be a lamb and, uh, fluff my pillow? 352 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,550 I want to be as snug as a Junebug in a rug. 353 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,585 Oh, sure. 354 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,000 - All right. - Motherfucker. 355 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,654 Hey, Auntie. What you reading? 356 00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:13,550 Um, don't tell your mama, 357 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,895 but I'm doing the long distance thing with Kareem. 358 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,550 So lately, I've been getting my sex 359 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,895 from these slutty romance novels. 360 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,895 "Waiting to Inhale." 361 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,413 Uh-uh. What she inhaling? 362 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,758 That is some shit you don't know nothin' about. 363 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,757 So what's in the bowl? 364 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,034 I made some chicken noodle soup for Ma. 365 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:32,412 - Ah. - Oh. 366 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:33,930 I made chicken noodle soup for Ma. 367 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,895 Why the hell would you make chicken noodle soup for Ma, 368 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:37,205 when I stood here this afternoon, 369 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:38,723 looked you in your stupid face, 370 00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,067 and told you I was making chicken noodle soup? 371 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,586 'Cause I made mine with soda on the side. 372 00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,205 Okay, well, can't all the soups just get along? 373 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,757 No. He know what he doing. 374 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:49,999 He tryin' to start shit. 375 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,723 Oh, it's a crime to be a good son now? 376 00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,379 Oh, so he's a gaslighter now too. 377 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,896 Did you learn that from your daddy, Lloyd? 378 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,205 Oh, hey. She always hitting below the belt. 379 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,586 Okay, okay, all right. Calm down. 380 00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:02,757 Damn, I'll just take the soups up to her my damn self. 381 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,930 Now, why is that? 382 00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:05,792 Why? I'll tell you why. 383 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,482 Because Pat-Pat is sick and tired, 384 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:09,723 and y'all two's energy is more toxic 385 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,550 than Kanye West at a bar mitzvah. 386 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,309 Ooh! Oh-oh! 387 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,102 No. I know you, Auntie. 388 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,793 You just trying to take credit for my cooking. 389 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,481 Boy, don't nobody want to take credit 390 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,241 for your nasty-ass soup. 391 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:21,826 Ha! 392 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,481 Pat, I made you some chicken noodle soup. 393 00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:27,481 Two different recipes. That's how much I love you. 394 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:30,240 Soup, there it is! 395 00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,793 Pat, you awake? 396 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,241 What you want? 397 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,655 Damn, girl, you sound like shit. 398 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,343 Listen, I've been thinking as your manager, 399 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,757 I can't let you miss out on being a Giggle Girl. 400 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,275 Uh, yeah, you can, it's fine. 401 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:49,826 No, no, no. 402 00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,792 Okay, with your blessing, I'ma go on up to this club 403 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,930 and speak to Lady Tyra on your behalf. 404 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:56,310 Wait. Don't do that, dummy. 405 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,102 Well, I ain't gonna do nothing crazy, Pat. 406 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,205 I'm just gonna go up there, give her your card, 407 00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,516 tell her to peep the website and check out your shit. 408 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:05,688 I'm gonna be in and out. 409 00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,102 No. 410 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,655 You can't go down there looking like that. 411 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,206 She's a big star. 412 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,447 Uh, do your makeup, wear that zebra wig you got, 413 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:16,827 and uh, really take your time to get ready. 414 00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:19,550 Pat, you acting strange as hell. 415 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,482 But you're right, my zebra wig is the shit. 416 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,172 BRB. 417 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,310 Shut my goddamn door! 418 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,964 Ma, don't be mad. 419 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:40,378 But, uh, Denise is on her way to talk to Lady Tyra. 420 00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,343 What? Boy, you can't do shit right. 421 00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,826 What am I supposed to do now? 422 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,447 Hey, hey, don't yell at me. 423 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:47,516 Look, I told you not to go, okay? 424 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:50,172 Now, I bought you some time. I made her change her clothes. 425 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,551 But if she sees you out, we are screwed. 426 00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,000 So I'm gonna need you to wrap up your little 427 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,964 Chitlin' Circuit chuckles and get home now. 428 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:59,826 She's headed your way and she is wearing a zebra wig. 429 00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,620 I repeat, a zebra wig. 430 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,619 Boy, when I get home, I'ma bust your-- 431 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:05,862 Oh, God. 432 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,379 God damn. 433 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:14,413 Things I do for money. 434 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:22,205 Yo, Ms. Pat, when I say you killed that shit. 435 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,757 Did Lady Tyra see my set? 436 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,861 Come on now, you know that nigga too rich to be on time. 437 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,240 God damn. 438 00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,585 But stick around, though, don't trip. 439 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,240 I'm gonna make sure y'all meet each other. Cool? 440 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,413 I can't. 441 00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:32,930 - What you mean? - God damn it. 442 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,205 After a set like that, you got to stay around here. 443 00:16:34,206 --> 00:16:36,102 I can't. My fuckin' family care about me. 444 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,172 Well, take mine. They don't give a fuck about me. 445 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:42,516 Get your ass out my bed. 446 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,412 What the fuck are you doing with my wig on? 447 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:48,240 Well, I can't be you without hair and titties. 448 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,999 Hey, I'm not done with you yet. 449 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,447 I gotta go back down to the club. 450 00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:54,240 What? No, Ma, it's too risky. 451 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,379 Boy, I didn't get to meet fuckin' Lady Tyra. 452 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,240 Okay, well, uh, 453 00:16:58,241 --> 00:16:59,757 I'm gonna need you to record yourself talking, 454 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,378 'cause I think Auntie is suspicious 455 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,517 of my impression of you. 456 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,792 You doing impressions of me? 457 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,654 Well, I've been trying to. 458 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,344 Let me hear. 459 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:09,448 Shut my goddamn door! 460 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,274 I would never say no shit like that. 461 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:19,205 Then here, say a few sentences into this 462 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,378 so I can play it just in case somebody comes to check on you. 463 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,412 Okay, you smart. Here we go. 464 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,378 It's recording? - Yeah. 465 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,000 Go ahead. - Okay. 466 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:28,620 Bitch, what the hell you want? 467 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,481 Go away. 468 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,309 Leave me alone, I'm sick. 469 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,136 Perfect. Just the basics. 470 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,171 - Just the basics? - Mm-hmm. 471 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,619 Okay, okay. 472 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,619 Yes. 473 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,930 Hell no. 474 00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,792 Shut the fuck up. 475 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,688 Great. That should be all I need. 476 00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,067 All right. 477 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,274 All right, bring me up to speed. 478 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:46,654 What's been going on around here? 479 00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:49,240 Okay, Janelle just posted an Instagram story. 480 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:51,136 Her and Dad just sat down for dinner. 481 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,344 Mm-hmm. 482 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,861 Now, I made Denise change her clothes again, 483 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,654 so she'll be by for your approval shortly. 484 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,723 Make sure she sees your face, okay? 485 00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,654 It'll help me sell the lie. - I got it. 486 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,689 Anything else? - Yeah, actually. 487 00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,033 Uh, when I touched base with Dad 488 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,240 on this little shopping trip, 489 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,619 I'll have a better grasp on what you owe me. 490 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,033 Boy, get the hell out my goddamn room. 491 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:11,033 And shut my goddamn door. 492 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:13,723 I'm not gonna keep changing clothes like this. 493 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,688 Okay, Pat, is this better? 494 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,136 Better than what? 495 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,274 Pat, you had me change clothes five times. 496 00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:20,758 Do you like this outfit or not? 497 00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:24,689 Girl, you look like you dipped that wig in a ashtray. 498 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:33,930 Pat, I look good, okay? 499 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:36,033 And I'm gonna take my good looks down to that club 500 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,516 and talk to Lady Tyra 501 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,516 about my hilarious sister with the big talent. 502 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:40,758 No, don't do that. 503 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,654 Okay, so you really don't want to meet her? 504 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,033 I do, Denise, 505 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:45,413 but Terry told me to sit this one out. 506 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,171 And you know he don't ask for much. 507 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,862 Plus, can you just please stay home with me? 508 00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:52,895 I don't feel good. Can you take care of me? 509 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:55,688 Aw, Pat-Pat. 510 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:59,033 You want me to take care of you like I did when we was kids? 511 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,033 You want me to cuddle you? 512 00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:03,619 Get the fuck away from me! 513 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,447 I thought you was just exhausted. 514 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:09,964 That shit is contagious, and you already lazy. 515 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,412 Whatever. Fine, Pat. 516 00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:12,723 I'll stay. 517 00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,964 Damn. 518 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,447 I really don't know why you had me changing clothes. 519 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,136 I mean, if you wanted to see all the shit 520 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,586 I bought from Temu, all you had to do was ask me. 521 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,723 Oh, my God, girl. 522 00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,102 Why is you suckin' on Damian dick 523 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,000 when Marcus dick come with a house? 524 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,965 Hey, Auntie. What you reading? 525 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:38,274 Who, me? Uh, nothing. What you got going on? 526 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:40,999 Oh, nothing. I was wondering, though. 527 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,136 Do you have Instagram? 528 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,654 Nah, they kicked me off. 529 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:46,757 I kept sending Kirk Franklin titty pics and he reported me. 530 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:50,793 I guess he wasn't ready for the revolution. 531 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:55,067 Well, um, what's the name 532 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,723 of that white man you used to date? Uh... 533 00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,586 - Lee. - Lee. 534 00:19:58,689 --> 00:19:59,723 Lee done got married. 535 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,309 - Oh. - Yeah, yeah. 536 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,930 To another Black woman. 537 00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,102 Get the fuck out of here. 538 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,757 And I think-- 539 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,310 I think her name is Therese, 540 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,654 'cause she been advertising something 541 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:11,447 called Therese Grease. 542 00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:13,103 I know you fuckin' lying. 543 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:14,103 Yeah, yeah. 544 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,309 - Therese Grease? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 545 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:20,931 Okay, so I guess Therese walk so slow. 546 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,274 Okay. 547 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,723 Okay, let me see a picture of that bitch. 548 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,102 Oh, well, hang on, I gotta find it. 549 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,654 Hold on. - Okay, well, come on. 550 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:28,205 Come on, get it going. - Okay. 551 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,826 Lee, I can't believe you did this to me. 552 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,964 I was supposed to be your Black woman. 553 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,619 We were supposed get married. Come on, Junebug. 554 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,793 Find the picture now. 555 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:38,136 You taking too long, 556 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,448 'cause I'ma have to send a cease and desist. 557 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,757 And why would anybody trust a bitch with the grease 558 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,412 with an old-ass name like Therese? 559 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,931 Bitch. 560 00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:48,481 Ooh. 561 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,861 Hey, Mom. 562 00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,137 What you doing under there? 563 00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:53,344 Perfect. A few more. 564 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,654 Just the basics, Ma. 565 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:57,137 The hell is going on? 566 00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,000 Damn, Junebug. You look Indigenous as fuck. 567 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,861 Weird. How did I get under here? 568 00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:15,068 Hey, Ma. 569 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:18,379 What in the Sacagawea? 570 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,895 Why are you wearing a wig? And where's Ma? 571 00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:24,930 I was making a TikTok. 572 00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,792 Do you know why Auntie Denise just tried 573 00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:28,895 to sneak out of the house wearing a damn zebra wig? 574 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,481 She snuck out? 575 00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:32,171 Man, I told this heifer not to go. 576 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:34,206 Okay, look. What are you talking about? Where is Ma? 577 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,481 She's, uh-- 578 00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:36,688 What are you being weird about? 579 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:37,999 Answer the question. 580 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,033 She's-- 581 00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,343 Come on! 582 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:41,550 Spit it out. 583 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,585 S-s-s-he's in the bathroom. 584 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,585 Okay? Yeah. 585 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,516 She ate them two soups you two made her, 586 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:51,378 and she has had explosive diarrhea all day. 587 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:54,067 Y'all want to ask her? It smell bad in there, but hey. 588 00:21:54,068 --> 00:21:55,205 Hey, Ma--oh, God. 589 00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:56,551 - No, no, no, no, no. - I never--no. 590 00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:58,654 Courtesy flush, Ma. Jeez. 591 00:21:58,655 --> 00:21:59,724 Hey, yo. 592 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:03,068 Hey, y'all! 593 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:08,102 You know what? 594 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:09,309 It's still not lit enough in here for me. 595 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,965 How about this? Pérignon poppin' on me. 596 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,619 Huh? Yeah. 597 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,343 All right, all right. 598 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,586 When I say on me, that means complimentary, right? 599 00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:20,033 I'm sorry? 600 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:23,516 What I'm asking is, is the shit free? 601 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:25,067 - No. - What? 602 00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:26,274 What? 603 00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:28,413 Ain't no Perignon in the building, y'all! 604 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:30,136 I'm so sorry. 605 00:22:30,137 --> 00:22:32,481 It's her fault. 606 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,309 This is my chance. I gotta go say hi. 607 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,758 Relax. Let her come over to you. 608 00:22:35,862 --> 00:22:36,931 Play it cool. 609 00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,378 Man, I ain't got time to play it cool. 610 00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:39,448 Oh! 611 00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:45,137 Chuck! 612 00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:47,792 Chuck! You are the bodyguard. 613 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,412 How you just gonna let them push me like that, bro? 614 00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:54,240 Everybody, back off now! 615 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,516 Now. 616 00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:57,482 What the fuck was that, Chuck? 617 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:01,688 Lady Tyra, can I talk to you? 618 00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:02,689 Oh, shoot. 619 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:03,930 Would you like a drink, sexy? 620 00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,171 I can't drink on the job. 621 00:23:05,172 --> 00:23:06,723 Oh, no, you can take sips. 622 00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:07,792 I can't. 623 00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,033 I said you can take a little sip. 624 00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:10,654 - I said-- - Oh, oh! I'm sorry. 625 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:11,862 Damn! 626 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:12,827 My bad. 627 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:15,033 Lady Tyra! Hi. 628 00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:16,309 - Hi! - How are you? 629 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,034 Hey. How are you? - Hey! 630 00:23:18,137 --> 00:23:19,895 Look at you coming over here, scootin' like a little animal. 631 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:21,136 I got a little something for you too. 632 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:22,171 Let me see. 633 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,550 Ooh, a card. - Mm-hmm. 634 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:26,171 I'd like to talk to you about my sister. 635 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,654 Oh, girl, now why you sucking on Damian 636 00:23:28,655 --> 00:23:31,033 when you know Marcus dick come with a house? 637 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,034 Crazy. That's crazy. 638 00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:34,171 Hey, you guys have fun? 639 00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:35,034 Yeah. 640 00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:37,205 Except Daddy was crying at dinner. 641 00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:38,516 College is hard on dads. 642 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:39,895 Tell me about it. 643 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,688 He had four margaritas and made me drive home. 644 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,655 It was only three. 645 00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:47,067 How's Mom? 646 00:23:47,068 --> 00:23:48,378 She ate Brandon's soup and got the runs. 647 00:23:48,379 --> 00:23:49,413 Oh. 648 00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:51,033 But she stayed in this house, right? 649 00:23:51,034 --> 00:23:52,516 Yeah, she didn't even leave her room. 650 00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,896 Mm, God is good. 651 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,724 I'm gonna go on upstairs and kiss my girl good night. 652 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,034 both: Ew. 653 00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:04,412 How you doing, baby? 654 00:24:04,413 --> 00:24:07,136 Bitch, what the hell you want? 655 00:24:07,137 --> 00:24:08,792 What'd you call me? 656 00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:09,930 Go away. 657 00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:12,481 I most certainly will not. 658 00:24:12,482 --> 00:24:16,723 Come on, baby, I'm tipsy for the first time in a long time. 659 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:19,275 You know how I get when I get on that drink. 660 00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:22,136 Uh, uh, uh. 661 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,136 Go away. 662 00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,102 Hey, baby, hey. 663 00:24:26,103 --> 00:24:29,137 I know the doctor told you to take it easy a bit, 664 00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:34,137 but, uh, I've always found making love 665 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,447 to be extremely restful. 666 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:38,275 Don't you? - Hell, no. 667 00:24:38,379 --> 00:24:39,931 Come on, baby. 668 00:24:40,034 --> 00:24:42,412 Bring that fine ass over here to me, girl. 669 00:24:42,413 --> 00:24:43,448 Come on now! 670 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,723 Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. 671 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:48,481 What? What? All--all right, all right, all right! 672 00:24:48,482 --> 00:24:50,136 Hell no. Hell no. 673 00:24:50,137 --> 00:24:52,965 All right, all right, girl, I can take a hint. 674 00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:58,000 Junebug, the coast clear? 675 00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:03,033 He in the bathroom? 676 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:05,067 Hurry. Come on. He's in there. 677 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,826 He tried to hook up with me, but I turned him down. 678 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:08,896 - What the fuck? - Yeah. 679 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,240 I didn't even get the chance to meet Lady Tyra. 680 00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:12,309 Dang, Ma. 681 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,482 After all of that? 682 00:25:13,586 --> 00:25:16,000 God. 683 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,343 What--what? 684 00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:19,033 What you doing in here? 685 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,344 Uh, nothing. 686 00:25:20,448 --> 00:25:22,723 Just checking on Mom like you asked me to. 687 00:25:22,724 --> 00:25:23,757 Good man. 688 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:24,861 Yeah. 689 00:25:24,862 --> 00:25:26,931 I accept Venmo or Zelle. 690 00:25:29,931 --> 00:25:31,723 You still don't want me, baby? 691 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:33,344 Hell no. 692 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,517 I'm real proud of you for taking care of yourself, Ma. 693 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,896 I'll be proud of you, too, 694 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,826 when you stop fighting with your damn brother. 695 00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:42,309 Hmm. She's right. 696 00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:44,516 When stuff goes sideways, your family's all you got. 697 00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:48,792 Yep, and that's in the Bible, the book of Dyslexicus. 698 00:25:48,793 --> 00:25:51,206 Brandon, Ashley, what do you think? Huh? 699 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:53,343 Can we put all this mess in the past? 700 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,688 Oh, yeah, Pop, it's already in the past. 701 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:58,517 Oh, thank God. It is about time, y'all. 702 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,343 No, it's in the past 'cause I'm done with her ass. 703 00:26:00,344 --> 00:26:01,793 Ugh. Wow. 704 00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,619 You know what? I finally agree with you on something, 705 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,067 'cause I'm done with your dumb ass too. 706 00:26:05,068 --> 00:26:06,724 - That's fine by me. - Yeah, I bet it is. 707 00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,067 I'm coming in. 708 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,447 You got your titties put up? 709 00:26:09,448 --> 00:26:10,758 They ain't up, but they covered. 710 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,793 Okay, well, I got a surprise for you. 711 00:26:12,896 --> 00:26:14,895 Now, Terry, your first instinct is gonna be to get mad. 712 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:17,067 But j--j--j-- let me just show you. 713 00:26:17,068 --> 00:26:18,861 Come on. 714 00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:20,033 Hey! 715 00:26:20,034 --> 00:26:21,758 - What? - What's up? 716 00:26:21,862 --> 00:26:24,757 Yo! 717 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:26,723 Lady Tyra in my house. 718 00:26:26,724 --> 00:26:28,067 How y'all doing? 719 00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:29,654 Lady, this Pat. Pat, this Lady. 720 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:33,102 Oh, I know who the fuck that is, Denise. 721 00:26:33,103 --> 00:26:35,241 Denise, what's going on here? 722 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,964 What you mean? 723 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,241 Well, you told me that your sister was a Make-A-Wish kid. 724 00:26:39,344 --> 00:26:41,447 That--yeah, that's her. 725 00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:43,275 Oh, no, that ain't no damn Make-A-Wish kid. 726 00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:46,102 That's a outta-wishes adult, honey. 727 00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:47,447 No, girl. 728 00:26:47,448 --> 00:26:50,033 That ain't no damn adult. That's a kid. 729 00:26:50,034 --> 00:26:52,895 It's her illness that make her look old and raggedy like this. 730 00:26:52,896 --> 00:26:54,723 She got that Benjamin Button. 731 00:26:54,724 --> 00:26:56,136 Denise, be for real. 732 00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:57,861 Well, if she's a dying kid, 733 00:26:57,862 --> 00:26:59,413 then why did I see her at the club tonight? 734 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:01,792 - What? - What? 735 00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:03,964 You saw my wife out tonight? 736 00:27:03,965 --> 00:27:05,309 Oh, no. 737 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,654 I been in the house all night, Terry. 738 00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:09,378 I ain't seen that ugly jacket-ass lady. 739 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,862 Yeah, Ma's telling the truth. 740 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,792 And I've been watching her. This lady's crazy. 741 00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:14,654 Okay, excuse me, not crazy. 742 00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:17,793 You, couture. 743 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:19,309 Small batch, boo. Okay? 744 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:20,517 Thank you. 745 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:23,862 I saw her set on my boy Ray's phone tonight. 746 00:27:23,965 --> 00:27:26,723 I was laughing my ass off. She was hilarious. 747 00:27:26,724 --> 00:27:29,448 Oh, my God! Lady Tyra think I'm funny! 748 00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:31,654 Oh, my God! Yeah! 749 00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:34,585 Ma! 750 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,999 Oh. 751 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,136 You really went to the club tonight, Pat? 752 00:27:38,137 --> 00:27:39,793 After literally collapsing on the floor 753 00:27:39,896 --> 00:27:42,136 in front of your family? - Mm. 754 00:27:42,137 --> 00:27:44,033 I am beyond disappointed in you, Pat. 755 00:27:44,034 --> 00:27:47,172 Ooh, ooh, not disappointed. 756 00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:48,930 You promised us, Ma. 757 00:27:48,931 --> 00:27:50,310 Unbelievable. 758 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:52,481 You're really gonna make yourself sick, you know that? 759 00:27:52,482 --> 00:27:54,275 If you really do get sick, don't ask Ashley for no kidney. 760 00:27:54,379 --> 00:27:55,689 Oh, my God. 761 00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:56,861 You really want me to beat your ass, don't you? 762 00:27:56,862 --> 00:27:58,136 Ooh, beat his ass! 763 00:27:58,137 --> 00:27:59,172 Why do you need a kidney? Who needs a kidney? 764 00:27:59,275 --> 00:28:01,067 Why are you mad at him? What's going on? 765 00:28:01,068 --> 00:28:02,241 Huh? What is happening? 766 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,241 This family is crazy. Tell me more. 767 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:05,862 Excuse me. 768 00:28:05,965 --> 00:28:07,688 Do not say anything until I take this call 769 00:28:07,689 --> 00:28:09,034 because this is too juicy. I can't miss it. 770 00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:10,481 Hello? 771 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,034 Yes, it's Tyra. 772 00:28:12,137 --> 00:28:14,378 Oh, perfect. Thank you so much. 773 00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:15,654 All right, talk to you soon. 774 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:18,274 All right, I'll see her on tour. 775 00:28:18,275 --> 00:28:19,861 Well, now, who was that on the phone 776 00:28:19,862 --> 00:28:21,447 and who you gonna see on tour? 777 00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,067 Oh, we just found our new Giggle Girl. 778 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:26,481 Oh, hell no! I'm your new Giggle Girl! 779 00:28:26,482 --> 00:28:29,343 Now, Pat, how you gonna make people giggle 780 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:30,965 when you dying? 781 00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:39,861 Ain't nobody dying. Where you get that shit from? 782 00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:41,378 It's a miracle. 783 00:28:41,379 --> 00:28:44,517 Yeah, God had told me that my sister was healed. 784 00:28:52,275 --> 00:28:54,689 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 785 00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:56,723 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 786 00:28:56,724 --> 00:28:58,688 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 787 00:28:58,689 --> 00:29:00,931 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 788 00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:03,309 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 789 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,343 ♪ With a husband and kids ♪ 790 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:08,275 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 791 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:13,689 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪